By: Vincent L. Hall
Texas Metro News
https://texasmetronews.com
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
You may not believe it, but the story of Donald Trump (Donnie) and Barack Hussein Obama (Barry) is in the Bible. The names were different, but the key points, facts, evidence, and epilogue all point to the same story.
In the Book of Esther, the story of Donnie and Barry unfolds through three major characters. Donnie is played by Haman, Mordecai is Barry, and a woman named Esther, whose bravery will finally extinguish Donnie’s evil plot.
So let me set it up! Because this epic Bible story is full of envy, boastfulness, and God’s sense of humor. God is good at allowing us to believe that we can get away with murder, then showing us his brand of divine justice,
Haman was promoted by King Xerxes and quickly became very proud. After his appointment, he expected everyone to show him respect without exception. He utilized his authority in the Persian government to favor his own interests and oppose those he disagreed with. Haman’s idea of justice focused on benefiting himself and his allies.
One day, he found out that a man named Mordecai was publicly and openly refusing to bow to him. It was said that Mordecai would openly speak against him, including on national television at the White House Correspondents’ Annual Dinner.
Mordecai’s remarks had the audience laughing at Haman, highlighting his insecurities.
Haman was so pissed that he made a vow and a plan to not only kill Mordecai, but to exterminate all the Jewish people in his tribe. He went to King Xerxes and had him issue a decree for their annihilation. They would shoot the dice to determine the chosen execution date.
Mordecai was bold, but he was no fool. He pulled up at his cuzzo’s house to reveal Haman’s plot and to make a plot of his own.
According to all of the Bible narratives about Queen Esther, she was described as exceptionally beautiful. I mean, this sister had her locks trained and those hips swaying. She was thick and thoughtful.
Queen Esther was a “Bad Mamma Jamma!”
She was a hottie for sure, but King Xerxes was a fool, and she knew that without some finesse, she could be killed for calling out Haman without good reason. “Don’t bring me no bad news” didn’t appear for the first time when “Evillene’ said it in “The Wiz!” Most leaders detest nothing more than bad news.
Mordecai had to remind her that she was a Negro too. And it may be why she was made queen “for such a time as this!” God may have ordained and placed her there for that sole purpose.
Long story short, she reminded the King that Mordecai, after searching the palace records, had previously saved his life. The King asked Haman how to honor a man who pleases him. Haman, thinking it was himself, suggested a royal parade. The King ordered Haman to honor his enemy, Mordecai, in that exact way.
Queen Esther later exposed Haman as the architect of the genocide plot during a banquet. King Xerxes was “hot as a cheap pistol” and ordered Haman to be hanged on the 50-cubit-high gallows that Haman had prepared for Mordecai.
So, the evil that Donnie plotted against Barry and his people ultimately led to Donnie’s own demise.
“The playa got played!”
Big Mama says when you dig one ditch, dig two. One for them and one for you.
Quit Playin’! God will not let Donnie have the last word on his people.
I’m not worried about our future; I’m just waiting to see who plays the role of Queen Esther in the 2026 rendition of the story.
A long-time Texas Metro News columnist, Dallas native Vincent L. Hall is an author, writer, award-winning writer, and a lifelong Drapetomaniac.
